Thats right, Rex at prom.. again! and it still isn't Keokuk Prom. TAKE THAT KHS!
This time I decided to take it a little bit serious, and I went with my special ladyfriend, Miss Mary.


Me and the ladyfriend I spoke of. Isn't she beautiful?


This looks familiar.. (Whenever there is a black and white picture in a dayinthelife, it's a link to an old one.)


Mary's crazy deformed fingers. Sleds'll do that to a person.


This is Megan. I want to be on her.


Megan, Josh, Terri's back and Matt's back on the way to the place of eating.


Trent and Brent at Kelly's. (Place we ate) One I barely know, the other I don't know at all. YAY!


Josh is still my favorite person. Ever.


Megan and Josh on the trip back to Hamilton. Josh is so.. mysterious in this picture.


Yeah, it was kind of a slow ride back.


Before we went to the Prom, we had to go to some form of "Prom preview" or "Slave Trade" (Logan and Kaitlyn)


Pride looking very 80's.. think Duran Duran.


This is the point where Pride stole the camera, It's me. Look at that tie. Gotdamned thats hot.


Scott and Jesse. Scott is the greatest ninja ever.


Pride and his date, Rachel. She was in that dayinthelife that one time with Logan.. REMEMBER!?


Our lovely ride, the RV (Thanks Mikey!) ON TO PROM!


EVERYONE DISCO DANCING!


Everyone making crude weapons out of the stars sitting at the tables. Ah, how I love Hamiltonians.


Whats a tree doing at prom?.. wait, thats not a tree.. thats Justin. Stupid me!


Scott taking advantage of the free food.. and several women.


When I was looking for a tux, I seen this one and made fun of it. Seems fitting that Conner would wear it.


This is Shawnee not looking as much like 'The Lump"


Shawnee and Mary. Mary kind of looks like she's going to murder Shawnee.


This picture cracks me up. I mean.. Cheese and Mary.. in the same picture. Now, thats funny.


A fellow Keokukian and a man who was in the first EVER ditl, Gabe!


Logan and Rachel dancing. That girls dress distracts me.


ANOTHER Keokukian, the LEGEND, Maxwell Mendenall... c'mon He's in Bonzi!


..and some other Keokuk kid.. I vaguely rememeber from High school.


Josh and Matt. Josh is such a happy kid.


I purposely made this picture blurry cuz I figured you people wouldn't be able to handle the sexy that is Terri and Mary.


Justin and some random girl! She looks kinda'.. well, I don't know what that look is exactly. Maybe "Stabbed in the back"


A whole bunch of people making a big love circle! Thats some kind of crazy Hamiltonian tradition. It's fun.


Justin seducing any women within 15 feet.


I believe this kid's name is Zack.. I know him as the guy who quote Anchorman alot, and Mary's french teacher!


Justin and Jesse doing the cha cha slide or some form of crazy Hamilton mating ritual.


Mr. Crazy dancy man Jr. The sequal.


Kaitlyn and Mary. Still something about Down syndrome that makes any girl attractive.


Some lucky girl being molles-DANCED with by various men.


Terri, Shy girl and Rachel looking at something.. over.. well, over there --->


Logan and Pride on the prowl.


Josh, Megan and Mary. Megan is a lucky lady.


Me, my nose, and Mary. (LOOK AT THE TIE)


Pride must've said something that has Kaitlyn uninterested and Justin very very interested.


The moshpit. OH FEEL THE ANGST!


For a man thats wearing pink, Scott sure looks intense.


Jesse being felt up by Shawn. I knew there was a reason I didn't mosh.


Hannah (Valerie's cousin.. I think) , Kelsey (Girl I mix up with Rachel), Shawnee (Lump) and Cody (Lump's manfrend)


But enough of prom, on to the fun part. AFTER PROM!


Me and Mary battling it out on the crazy duel thing. What you don't see is the SPIKED FLOOR!


It may not look like it, but I kicked her ass. Actually, I just got hit in the face alot.. then we gave up.. But, she did fall once!


Megan and Rachel battling to the death. (Pay no mind to the softly padded floor.. I'm telling you, BIG spikes)


Mary in the Money / Wind thing! She got 9 dollars Thats enough to buy like.. the new REVOLUTION FILMS DVD. :D


I want this thing in my house. Then everyone would be my friend!


Megan kindly hitting Mary in the face. (Those soft looking bat thing are made out of steel.. SPIKEY STEEL)


Me and Gabe racing on the obstacle course.


I'm not gonna' lie. Gabe won... he won by alot. My method of Climb, fall just didn't work out like planned.


Gabe's victory pose. How could I compete.. I mean he has piercings. THAT automatically raises your badass level.


Rachel and Terri. Can you feel the INTENSITY!?


At Hamilton's after prom, we got fake money, and they had an auction. (See: Slave trade)


Josh won oil. Not the best prize.. but definitly the most useful.


The BIG item. JONES SODA! Hamiltonians drink this stuff like it was the cure to Herpies.


The winners of the Jones. Like 10 people pooled their money for that soda. They coulda' got all kinds of slaves with that.


Megan in the money machine. I don't know what she won here.. But later on she won 200 dollars. NOT BAD!


Pride and Justin battling. If I'm not mistaken, Justin broke Pride's entire body.


Megan and Mary on the obstacle course. Megan kicked Mary's ass.. badly.


Like if ass kicking were some form of car. It'd be a tank.


Scott and Shawn doing Kareoke. "Slipping away to marguritaville!"


Jesse gambling some fake money so he can buy himself some fake hookers!


Me and Mary got the greatest thing at the auction. Root beer and peanuts.


Gabe got hair gel.. and the ability to kind of look like Billy Idol whenever he wants!


After the.. after prom. There was a prize giveaway.


Trent won an surround sound system. "I knew staying up late would end in fabulous prizes"


..and we end in my prize. Thats right. I can see the Gems WHENEVER I WANT!

Oh you wish you could be me.

Overall, probably one of the funner times of my life. I knew Hamilton would amount to something.