HOLIDAY SPECIAL..kinda'!: Rachel's Birthday Party! Now.. I bet you're all wondering.. Who is Rachel?!
Rachel is a damned cool cat from the town of Hamilton, Illinois. You know..
Keokuk's slightly less signifigant brother city.


Rachel! .. Okay.. Not really. THIS IS LOGAN! Rachel is alot less hairy.


Jesse, Pride and Matt. - Every one of these people have been in my movies. YAY! (Revolution takes over Hamilton)


RACHEL!.. Crap, Megan. We'll find her somewhere around here.


Logan again.. I think he told me to delete the last picture.. Hmm, oh well. Glad I put it first then!


FINALLY Ra---EX! HAHHA I had you fooled, Admit it loser.


TERI! Yes, we took her from you.. and we're not giving her back. VIVA LA KEOKUK!


M e and MYSTERY PERSON on the way to Dairy Queen.. to get some toast of course.


Crap. Didn't we already see this picture.. or something way too similar.


Me, Toast and a Pepsi Freeze. BIRTHDAY PARTYS ROCK!


*DRUM ROLL* THE BIRTHDAY GIRL HERSELF, RACHEL!!!! (cheers) ..No, really it is.. I promise.


It's Scott! He's my favorite ninja ever. (Oh, I have to thank Julie for taking these pictures.. alot of which were sideways)


Megan "I have to do a hand gesture of some sort in every picture" Cruz.


CRAP. SHY GIRl.. what is her name. Damned memory. Oh well, I'm really sorry shy girl for forgetting your name..


Family Guy.. I probably shoulda' just left that last pic out entirely.


This is where I got kidnapped and dragged to Pride's. Oh, yeah.. and this is Zack.. I'm not sure if he's been in a ditl.


But, he's a good guy.. speaking of good guys. THIS guys is the epitome of that! TYLER!


Pride and his damned swords!


It's Jesse! His shirt says MACKERville. HAHHAHAHAHA


After a big hoopla, the party somehow moved over to my house..


Wow, I was lovin' these group photos for a short period.


Megan's brother Dudley's 1st appearance! TOO MANY FIRST APPEARANCES LATELY!. I need to kill some of my friends.


..you know.. to make room. Scott and Julie.. is there something going on there!? YES NO? YES!


OUR TERI.. Thats right. OUR Teri! What!? Hamilgoons! TAKE IT!


This is a horrible picture of me and my Hamilton version.. so I thought I'd put it up of course!


It's Matt! He looks very interested in whatever's on TV.. my guess.. Family Guy.


AHUH!


This is Logan's sexy picture.


Rachel's signature picture. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. AGAIN.. crap.


After a while of partying, we headed to Rand Park.. where we met some people. (I know.. the girl in the middle!..kinda!)


Two of 'em were even from Cali.. I wonder if you can find out which ones. Oh.. yeah.. this is Megan.


HOT TERI LOGAN BLURRY ACTION!


Rachel swinging her way into old age! HA!... crap, that wasn't funny. oh.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL!


..Hmm.. maybe no one will notice the lameness of the last comment. ANYWAY, this picture originally has a censor on it.


This one still does. I photoshopped clothes on Logan. He swings in the nude.. if ya' know what I mean. *Nudge nudge*


Whoa, it's one of my Keokuk friends! ADAM!


After the park, we headed back to Megan's. (Megan wants to be on me)


Look at those looks of excitment!


Damned hand gestures!


The Lump vol 2: IT WALKS! The sequal to Lump 1: IT SLEEPS!


..and we end in a good old fashioned birthday movie.. DODGEBALL!

OH, and one more thing.. before I forget. HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY RACHEL.

Crap.. I already said that didn't I. Oh well.